Dirty electrician jokes: When you want to Blow the right fuse!

Being an electrician is not all about wires, plugs and discharges, it’s also about being funny in relation to electric works in terms of jokes or memes. And some electricians have chosen to make dirty electrician jokes, which you are sure to remember all your life and you will definitely understand them much better if you are already in the same field of work. Subsequently, Hahahumor has brought to you this list consisting of very funny and dirty electrician jokes specially handpicked for its readers. Hope you enjoy it and pass it on to your friends.

  1. I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying. I’m ex-static!
  2. My wife said to me that the spark between us had gone.So I tasered her.I’ll ask her again when she wakes up.
  3. I used to date a female electrician.She was shocking in bed.
  4. Paddy is talking to two of his friends at work.His first friend confides to the other two, “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine.”The second friend then also confides, “Wow, me too! I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn’t mine.”Paddy thinks for a minute and then says, “You know – I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.”Both his friends look at him in complete disbelief.

    Paddy sees them looking at him and says, “No, seriously. The other day I came home early and found a jockey under our bed.”

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  5. The homeowner was delighted with the way the electrician had done all the work on his house. “You did a great job.” he said and handed the man a cheque. “Also, in order to thank-you, here’s an extra £80 to take the missus out to dinner and a movie.” Later that night, the doorbell rang and it was the electrician. Thinking the electrician had forgotten something the man asked, “What’s the matter, did you forget something?” “Nope.” replied the electrician. “I’m just here to take your missus out to dinner and a movie like you asked.”
  6. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling? A: A blond electrician.

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