Funny texts to send a girl to make her all heels for you

You are in a serious relationship with someone you love the most in the world! Let me share a secret with you boys, there is something that girls like and expect from you which make them really happy and excited. And I am sure it’s not that thing you are thinking about in your mind now; it’s something totally different. It’s all about the kind of text messages that you send her everyday, more specifically sexy and funny texts. You must try to at least once a day, whenever you are away from him. Just send anything from this list of funny texts to send a girl, which will reassure her that you love her. The sexy and flirty texts have a much greater power than the ‘I love you’ text contradictory to what others might say.


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Some more Naughty and Funny Texts to Send A Girl

3 cold showers and I still can’t get you off my mind.

Ever been to heaven before? How bout I take you there tonight?

Everything about you turns me on…I just cant get the thought of you out of my head!

I had an erotic dream last night and guess who was in it? I’ll give you a hint. I’m texting her right now.

I know someone who might have a crush on you . . .

I love feeling your soft silky skin against me

I love it when you give me the “look”

I can’t start my day without saying your name out loud

Quick question: what do you do when there’s someone you can’t stop fantasizing about but you have no idea how to talk to them about it?

so many dirty thoughts today…you inspired them all 😉

There’s this really sexy babe I’ve been thinking about all day long . . . what should I do about it?

Work sucks. Especially when I’m getting distracted thinking about this sexy babe I know and her fantastic body.

Do you prefer chocolate syrup, honey,or whipped cream? Of course I could put all three by the bed tonight just in case you wanna “taste” them all?

Every time I close my eyes…I see you naked…just so ya know…I like seeing you naked with my eyes open even more;)

I did the dishes and cleaned the floors. Laundry & dinner are in the works.

( This is the stuff that gets married men laid)

Guess what I’m thinking? OK I’ll give you a hint. It involves my tongue and you

Here’s a riddle for you: What is handsome, nice and sometimes hard all over?

Hey wild thing….I was just thinking of you…instantly all my blood travelled south

how about we go on a treasure hunt? I know I can find yours…care to find mine?

I adore how naughty you are…have any more surprises for me?

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I can only hope and pray it feels as good for you as it does for me

I had a dream I was a fireman…and you were on fire…don’t worry I saved you with my firehose

I had a dream last night…all I can remember are those talented lips of yours

I had a dream you told me I could have 3 wishes. What do ya think I picked first?

I have a magic wand and it’s aching to show you a trick….

I hope youre rested cause youre gonna need every ounce of energy for tonight

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