60 brilliant and funny boat names which will shine bright over the seas

We hear this famous expression at least once in our lives: “What’s in a name?”. Well, in fact everything is a name! It serves as an identity and should represent pride in being called that way. We are not talking about people here, but more precisely about boats. If you possessed a boat, you should have a name which reflects the identity of the boat as well as you, being the owner or captain. However, on choosing a name for the boat, the effect can be like the two sides of the coin; either you win and you have one the best brilliant boat names or you lose and you have one of the most funny boat names ever. Either way, whatever name you choose for the boat, you remain the owner or captain aboard.

Hahahumor has brought to you this list on the most intelligent and funny boat names that you will find sailing on the seas.

From the list, I just love the boat called “Unsinkable”.

Just imagine, you are the captain with your captain hat, and you are sailing on the sea with the breeze flowing against your face on a ship called “Unsinkable”; great feeling right?

Please tell us which one of these funny boat names you prefer in the comment section below at the end of the article.

What you looking at?

Now the kids know what they are inheriting!

Wasted Seamen

Obviously the ship will sink if you name it ‘Titanic II’

That’s what Dad named the ship after he retired!

Liquid Asset

Yeah that’s the secret ingredient that we need for sailing.

If we can really afford this boat, then this is how our pockets will be!

Did you bring a beer along?

Busy in a meeting right now!

Knot for sale, but I see a ‘For Sale’ sign on the boat.

She will surely get over the breakup!

Just Swallow it!

Everyone should have a favorite mistake if it’s a boat like this!

We definitely need some Vitamin C!

High C’s.

Totally Sober for sure!

Seize the day!

Some Assembly Required.

Attitude changes all the time.

You will have ‘No Worries’ with this boat even when it is sinking.

The Wet Dream.

Master Baiter

Not sure! Why?

You got Tom Cruise featuring in the movie ‘Top Gun’! One of the best funny boat names ever.

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Very well thought and original name for a boat.

Best boat names for siblings!

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The only ship that cannot be sunk.

Someone needs a good therapist here!

Definitely worth every penny.

Going broke after buying this ship.

The Pugboat pirates crew sailing over the seas!

Not too bad indeed!

After the divorce, she got the house and me, the boat!

Don’t fall under peer pressure!

It’s high About Time.

It just a lot of BS!

Shit Happens! But I will like that kind of shit to happen daily.

Predicting what will happen ahead.

Shameless Hooker!

The CodFather…

It’s a fact. Zombies can’t swim.

Not stolen. It’s good to precise.

Describes the pain went through to buy this boat.

In a minute!

Let your imagination go wild!

I am afraid not!

Kinda Mine!


See Ya!

50 Shades of Me!

Reality or Illusion?

Usain Bolt, the fastest one on the seas!

Oops, someone put a wrong name there on the boat, it seems!

This boat has been bought from drug money.

Yeah Boy!


Quarterlife Crisis!


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