100 funny things to ask Siri now on your iPhone and be amused

You have an iPhone but you are not using Siri, then you are really missing out on the greatest of all functionality created by Apple. For those who are unaware of its purpose, Siri is an ingenious tool to help you as a virtual assistant while using voice recognition and answers all your questions in the most reasonable and logical way. Sometimes, the questions asked and the answers given by Siri are hilarious and funny. Doing an in-depth research about the things that iphone users all over the world have asked Siri, we have come up with this list of 100 funny things to ask Siri just for you. 

100 funny things to ask Siri now on your iPhone

After reading this post, I am almost sure you will try a few of them by asking Siri on your iPhone. So wait no more, grab your Phone and try these funny things to ask Siri and if you have more like this, please let us know so that we can add them to this post.

#1. Do you know Tim Cook?

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#2. Who let the dogs out?

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#3. How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

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#4. What’s the tip on hundred dollars?

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#5. The ‘Haven’t you got anything better to do?” thing.

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#6. Flip a coin.

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#7. I don’t have a gender.

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#8. Are you real?

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#9. Hey Cortana!

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#10. I need to hide a body.

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#11. Happy back to the future Day.

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#12. What’s your favourite drink?

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#13. I am hungry make me a sandwich.

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#14. Knock Knock!

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#15. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if…?

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#16. What does the fox say?

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#17. I am drunk and naked.

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#18. Are you a Republican or a Democrat?

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#19. I am your father.

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#20. Can you dance?

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#21. How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll centre of a Tootsie Pop?

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#22. Do you have a girlfriend?

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#23. You’re smart.

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#24. Why am I here?

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#25. You’re funny.

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#26. I don’t like your new voice.

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#27. Siri I’m tired!

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#28. You’re really annoying.

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#29. What is love?

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#30. What should I be for Halloween?

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#31. Who’s the boss?

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#32. Are you happy?

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#33. Why?

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#34. Neither of us is driving home.

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#35. Are you her?

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#36. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

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#37. What’s your favorite color?

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#38. What’s the best phone?

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#39. What’s the integral of…?

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#40. Why are fire trucks red?

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#41. I’m going to trade you in for an android phone.

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#42. I think we need to date other people.

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#43. Are you dating anyone?

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#44. Tell me a joke.

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#45. Can you walk?

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#46. Can I borrow some money?

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#47. Who’s your favourite actor?

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#48. I heard you’re dating a Kindle.

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#49. What’s up?

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#50. Will pigs fly?

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#51. What’s better Windows or Mac?

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#52. Does Santa Claus exist?

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#53. Who’s your Daddy?

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#54. Roll a die.

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#55. Do you believe in God?

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#56. What’s the best operating system?

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#57. What do you think about Inception?

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#58. Do you have a boyfriend?

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#59. Mirror mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them all.

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#60. What’s your favourite animal?

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#61. Do you follow the three laws of robotics?

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#62. What’s the meaning of life?

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#63. Tell me a story.

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#64. I’m sleepy.

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#65. Open the pod bay door.

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#66. What are you doing later?

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#67. What does Siri mean?

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#68. Okay Glass!

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#69. What are you wearing?

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#70. What is 0 divided by 0?

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#71. Beam me up Scotty.

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#72. How old are you?

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#73. Testing testing.

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#74. What’s your favourite type of chocolate?

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#75. Do you have any pets?

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#76. Why did the chicken cross the road?

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#77. How many Apple store genius does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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#78. Do you like Microsoft?

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#79. When is the World going to end?

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#80. Talk dirty to me.

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#81. What’s the best smartphone?

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#82. How do I look?

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#83. I don’t know the question for this one!

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#84. I love you.

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#85. Call Ding ding ring a Ding ding for me!

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#86. How much do you cost?

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#87. Are you Siri-ous?

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#88. You need to do a better job of understanding me.

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#89. Okay Google!

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#90. Siri I am sad.

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#91. Who’s your favourite person?

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#92. You should go on a diet?

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#93. What’s the best MP3 player?

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#94. Do you think you’re smarter than me?

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#95. Take me to your leader.

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#96. What’s your favourite movie?

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#97. Guess what.

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#98. Blah blah blah blah blah blah.

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#99. What is the average speed of a swallow?

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#100. Will you marry me?

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