80 Elephant puns so dumb they are actually funny

We will talking about elephant puns in this post. What are puns? Let us dig a little deeper on its significance. By definition, the pun, also called as paronomasia, is a form of word play that exploits multiple meanings of a term, or of similar-sounding words, for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect.

And puns have been so commonly used in the humor niche that it has become extremely viral. Almost everyone can create puns; you just need to be creative and play on words and add captions. People with funny ideologies create puns for almost anything, more specifically with animal puns and the most popular are cow puns which are being created these days and to a lesser extent, giraffe puns.

Sorry, let’s just cut the crap here. I did not want to bore you with a detailed scientific explanation about puns. This post is supposed to be funny. Let us go straight to elephant puns. For this post, we will be focusing on elephant puns, which are hilariously addictive. If you have more funny elephant puns to share with us, please send us a message in the comment section and we will try to update this list.

#1 Herd it is your birthday, let’s get Trunk with elephant puns!

Cool elephant pun birthday card to send to your bro or bff!

#2 Can I borrow a Suitcase?

#3 You’re Ele-Phantastic!

#4 Have an Elephantastic Birthday!

#5 I am all ears for You

#6 What do you call an elephant that does not matter?

#7 Age is Irrelephant!

#8 That’s Irrelephant!

If you want a cool mug to use in your office and become the center of attraction, you can buy this funny-looking mug related to the pun above:

#9 What do you get when you cross an elephant with a Rhino?

#10 Sorry, but I find your arguments completely irrelephant!

If you want to get a nice Tshirt with the above imprinted pun to wear whenever your wife argues with you, you can buy one below:

Or you could get a beautiful keychain for yourself or to give as gift:

Or perhaps a hoodie will do the job.

#11 Elephantonym!

#12 ElephAntenna

#13 Zeppelephant

#14 Ferdinand Magelephant

#15 Elephantom of the Opera

#16 Check the TRUNK

#17 Elephants Forget – A card for your Valentine.

You can use this elephant pun for Valentine day to send to your loved ones or you can buy a piece of jewelry to your Valentine partner which I am sure they will love.

#18 EleFONTS

#19 Elephant Thank You

#20 HEL-EPH-I-NO

#21 I am Huge EleFAN of Dumbo Puns

#22 I Love You a Ton like an Elephant

#23 It’s Hot Here. I Need an EleFAN

#24 So rELEPHANT

#25 Want to play some Final ELEPHANTasy?

See Also: Punny Jokes

Our Famous Elephant One Liners Puns & Jokes

On the other hand, if you prefer one-line elephant puns to send as text messages to your friends/colleagues, you can go through our vast selection below.What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

#26 Where does an elephant pack his luggage? In his trunk!

#27 What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Eleph-ino! (Sounds like “Hell if I know!”)

#28 Hunting elephants is illegal as ivory well know.

#29 What’s grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn’t get wet? An elephant with an umbrella!

#30 What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet? An elephant with spare parts!

#31 Looking after more than one elephant at a time requires the ability to multi-tusk.

#32 What animals were last to leave the ark? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks.

#33 What do you get when you cross a Elephant with a garden? Squash!

#34 An elephant’s opinion carries a lot of weight.

#35 Hannibal crossed the Alps because it was safer than crossing the elephants.

#36 What do elephants and trees have in common? They both have big trunks!

#37 What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant? Mashed potatoes!

#38 What’s big and grey and wears a mask? The elephant-om of the opera.

#39 What do you call an elephant with rotors? A Nellie-copter.

#40 It’s OK to watch an elephant bathe as they usually have their trunks on.

#41 Why did the elephants start a stampede? Because the wanted to be herd.

#42 What’s big and grey and wears a mask? The elephantom of the opera!

#43 What do you call a light-headed elephant? An ele-faint.

See Also: Worst Puns of All Time

#44 Why does the elephant bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.

#45 Why does an elephant wear sneakers? So that he can sneak up on mice!

#46 What’s grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers? Cinderella-phant.

#47 Why did the elephant ask to borrow a suitcase? Because he only had a little trunk.

#48 What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinocerous? Eleph-ino! (Sounds like “Hell if I know!”)

#49 What’s an elephant’s favorite musical? The Elephant-om of the Opera.

#50 What do you call an elephant with an aerial on his head? An elephant-enna.

#51 What is an elephants favorite sport? Squash.

#52 Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool? Because they couldn’t hold their trunks up! What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants? The tusk fairy!

#53 Why Does The Elephant Bring Toilet Paper To The Party? Because he is a party pooper.

#54 Why did the elephant cross the road? Because the Elephant was having a day off!

#55 Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from? Elephanta Claus.

#56 What do elephants do at night? Watch ‘elevision.

#57 I suppose when you’ve seen one lion catch an elephant, you’ve seen a maul.

#58 What did the elephant say to a naked man? Hey that’s cute but can you breath through it?

#59 What’s grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers? Cinderelephant!

#60 What do you call an elephant that never washes? A smelly-phant.

#61 When should you feed milk to a baby elephant? When it’s a baby elephant!

#62 What do you call an elephant at the North Pole? Lost!

#63 What’s the opposite of an elephant? An eleph-antonym.

#64 What do you get when you cross two fish with two elephants? A pair of swimming trunks.

#65 What’s grey but turns red? An embarrassed elephant!

#66 I had a job circumcising elephants. The base salary wasn’t great, but the tips were huge.

#67 What do you call a flying elephant? A jumbo jet.

#68 Elephants will toil all day, and they work for peanuts.

#69 Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.

#70 Why did the elephant go in the mens restroom? To get some nuts.

Handbook Dictionary on Elephant Puns

If that was not enough, I have prepared a little handbook dictionary on elephant puns, which you can use in your daily conversations with your friends.

#71 Everything → Ivorything: As in “Drop ivorything” and “Money isn’t ivorything” and “Now I’ve seen ivorything” and “Ivorything under the sun”

#72 I’ve already → Ivory-dy: As in “Ivory-dy explained it to you – I’m not explaining it again.”

#73 Task → Tusk: As in “Are you up to the tusk?” and “It’s a thankless tusk” and “It’s hard to stay on tusk with all the noise” and “I’ve got a list of tusks that I need you to complete by the end of the day.”

#74 Massive/Huge → Mammoth: Of course, a mammoth is not an elephant, but they’re closely associated with one another and so a mammoth pun may pass off as an elephant pun in the right context: “I’m completely full – that was a mammoth meal” and “A mammoth corporation”

#75 Big: Simply using the word “big” with some corny emphasis may be a viable elephant pun: “So you know some elephant puns. BIG deal.”

#76 (The) elephant in the room: This idiom refers to something obvious that has been intentionally ignored – usually due to embarrassment or awkwardness.

#77 Seeing pink elephants: This is an idiom that mean “heavily intoxicated with alcohol”

#78 White elephant: This is a phrase that is used to refer to a useless or unwanted object, especially if it is expensive.

#79 (To) see the elephant: This is an idiom that is used to refer to “experiencing more than one wants to” or “learning a hard lesson” or “seeing combat, especially for the first time”

#80 What’s grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour? A jet propelled elephant!