We all have that someone in office or within a group of friends whom we hate and don’t get along very well. However, when it comes to the date of these people’s birthday, you need to wish them even if you don’t really feel like to. You just don’t want your friends or colleagues to know how much hate them. And one thing you must have noticed is that the person you hate knows that you don’t like him or her and obviously he/she would hate you back. So one discreet method without the others knowing is to send sarcastic Happy Birthday wishes on birthday greeting cards to that undesirable person. The message will be directed and read only by that person when he/she opens the greeting card.
List of sarcastic Happy Birthday wishes from unique greeting cards
Well, we have done our research and prepared this list of greeting cards with sarcastic Happy Birthday wishes to help give you ideas on what to send to that undesired person in your life. Scroll through the them one by one and choose the the one that you like best by writing the number in the comment section at the end of the post.
#1 I smell old people!
#2 It matches your hair!
#3 I did not know what to get you!
#4 Happy Birthday to my best bitch!
#5 You are still a dickhead!
#6 Your breath smell like dusty mummy farts
#7 I don’t give a shit!
#8 Do it bitch!
#9 In Dog years you’re dead!
#10 Age is just a number!
#11 I meant to give you this earlier but…
#12 Happy Birthday Taco Slut
#13 I should make the effort..
#14 I am still younger than you!
#15 A pot to piss in for your birthday!
#16 Treat yourself!
#17 Happy Birthday butthead.
#18 Ha-Poo Birthday!
#19 You suck.. at aging!
#20 This is exactly how old you are!
#21 I wished your dad had pulled out!
#22 At least you are not expired!
#23 Just a bloody big number!
#24 Have a magical day!
#25 You can’t go all Mariah on me!
#26 Cat people are weird!
#27 I am sarcastic because punching people is frowned upon!
#28 You should hear what I don’t say!
#29 You are still alive!
#30 It’s your birthday again!